Have you noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac?

Question

That's a George Carlin quote, by the way...

Answer 1

Finally, you people are starting to understand! LOL

Answer 2

Yes George told me that, too. He also told me never to stick my head out of the high-speed railroad train window.

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Answer 3

So TRUE, I always find myself saying either, " Get the h**l off the road if you cant do at least the speed limit" or " If your in that much of a hurry, you should have left earlier"

Answer 4

George Carlin is a freakin' genius!! And it's so true...which is what makes it humorous.  I'm just trying to figure out which one I am- idiot or maniac?  Probably maniac.

Answer 5

And if I'm observing the speed limits it's a true statement.

Answer 6

Yep, that is why I try not to worry to much. But the slower ones get on my nerves a lot. One lady did five below the speed limit for about four miles.

We got to the tracks just before the bars came down. if she had  been going the speed limit, I would have missed the train entirely.

If you go slower than the speed limit by five or more, you are a control freak and rude.

Answer 7

If the shoe fits,  wear it.  But don't judge others.

Answer 8

tis a funny indictment or reflection of how time-starved we humans are.

Answer 9

Well on the 401 in Ontario, Canada id say about 95% of the traffic is going over the speed limit. Just go with the flow, less chance of an accident.

Answer 10

Ok, so were you the one in front of or behind me?

Answer 11

Yes. George, he is a genius!:)