Have you read the GPS instruction manuals?

Question

Another GPS Pome

by C.S. Scotkin

I finally took my little book of instructions out.

Wanted to see what my GPS was really all about.

Learned how to program addresses, save them to “favorites”, too

For me there was a neat bit of magic you can do!

Now, wherever I drive, through valley or over a hill,

I have a GPS that speaks just like Granny Jill!

Who was this marvelous maker, how was his candle lit,

developing a module to speak just like a Brit!

Answer 1

Interesting GPS's are. I personally imagine that a GPS would drive me to nuts ville. Can you shut the thing up when you want to? Cool write!

Answer 2

The first time I try to open my refrigerator door and it says, "You cannot open me until tomorrow, you have consumed your caloric quota for today," I'm moving off the Planet!

Answer 3

Never cared to have one before, but I didn't know Granny Jill did the voice overs.

I'm always finding myself with GPS (Granny's Poetic Style).

Answer 4

Nifty little tool!

I still need to program my new blackberry phone it seems a daunting task!

I used my sisters on out road trip was a REAL trip when coulddl not get the thing to shut up !!

Answer 5

I have a compass but it doesn't talk... when you're in the woods with the bears that's a good thing.

Answer 6

Super.  I just bought one.  I haven't faced the manual as of yet.  You give me high hopes.  Love your poem.

Answer 7

yea but i dont really like it lol!!

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Answer 8

Mixtli: naughty on you GPSing  Granny when she's not here!  I guess what you are really telling the world here is that you have an attraction to foreign accents!  Should I practice my Norwegian?  Vat you say Lena?