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Have you seen the APB (All Poets Bulletin) about disgruntled Yidiots posting hate mail?

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They hate the fact that you love each other and spend your time in helpful and encouraging dialog. Fear not, you have the law on your side.

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TD: I have seen this. I'm not sure how bringing it out in the open helps heal the wounds?

PP: May we see your ID and credentials?

TD: What did I do?

PP: You have been on our watch list for some time now. You seem to always be where the action is.

TD: Huh?

PP: Those credentials, please.

TD: I have this journalism merit badge from the Boy Scouts...and photography, too.

PP: Those are good enough for Yahoo!
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Dear Officer:

On behalf of the middle school of rambling poetry penners, we are pleased to accept your offer to employ all tactical solutions in apprehending these vile and despicable characters. Rest assured you will be in our prayers as you undertake this harrowing mission. Be brave, be strong be a PP!
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How to increase Love in the world towards resurrecting God and Humanity ... Its a constant battle.
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I ain't bovvered.
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And I'm Bruce Wayne...
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What do they do when the lights go off?

They grow tall

As we get small

If I could only see what they do...I'd pluck my eyes out.

Add: All these police sightings today...My cheeks hurt....NOT THOSE CHEEKS, YOU SICK MOTHERS
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E....okay. Just hand me the d**n ticket and be on your way!

PP...not so fast, madam!

E....well, d**n gee, mister...can I just speed out of dodge?

PP...still against the laws...

E....Laws? What LAWS on Yahoo?

PP...what the h**l are you talking about, now?

E...BYE BYE!!!!
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I've got diplomatic immunity.

(And my Dad's the Mayor.)
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I always was a sucker for a guy in a uniform.Welcome aboard.
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R: So, you're keeping an eye on things, then?

PP: Yes ma'am. As I told you earlier, we're top notch.

R: Yes, you mentioned that. How about a cup of coffee?

PP: No thanks ma'am, I'm on duty.

R: Oh. Well then a beer, maybe?

PP: OK. but just one. As I said, I'm on duty

R: Yes. You mentioned that.
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I think I have missed something too. I have been busy doing other things, but it's good to know I have the law on my side.

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Have I missed something? I should really be here more often: I want hate mail too.
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