Have you seen this hilarity...?

Question

Intelligent Falling?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512?utm_source=EMTF_Onion

Thoughts? Opinions?

Answer 1

lol :D it's just a joke, engelchen...

Answer 2

Oh poor me I'm just an innocent girl, I mean you no harm.

Oh poor me I'm just an innocent girl, so why be alarmed??

Hmmmmm.......

I was wondering how the world worked, how the world discovered I'd made p**n before I actually ever made it... Then the light of god struck this common brain....

We have a few computers here, and amongst those few computers, there's around 200GB of p**n. Oh, it must be mine, yeah? All of it? 200GB of hardcore p**n belonging to me? Or maybe not.....

So thats the small "intimidation" routines I've been going through, but god knows why!!

The man in the black car, sitting outside my house with the number plate UQA768... That one was fun! I flashed him my boobies, I don't know if he smiled or not. So I walked out the front of my house and stood on my porch monkey. I then took photos of him in his car, and he just sat there for a few minutes, maybe thinking I'd stop... So I switched it to video camera and 5 seconds later he zoomed off... only to hang around the corner... So I proceeded to chase him down the street in my purple dressing gown, because if there's 1 role I love to play, its the crazy hoochie mama running down the street with a rolling pin, now thats hot :)

And then there was my call to the RSPCA, just to inquire about a dog. I asked them how long the dog had been with them, and the chicka-d said since May.

Funny thing was, I'd been researching the RSPCAs role in scientific research, just for kicks, and worked out: They can keep the pets for 8 days, science can get them for 21 days, and then, if possible, they can go back to the RSPCA to be rehomed. However they're not allowed to sell the animal, by law, if its been "inpounded" for more than 4 weeks....

Hmmmmm....

I didn't want the dog, I just wanted to know if I was on the right track...

And then one of my best friends recieved an email, telling her about this "DOG FOOD CONSPIRICY".... Hmmmm.... She's an showgirl and has delt with the douchebags at the RSPCA b4.... Hmmmmmm..

The best thing is, I read something on the Exotic Live Virus or whatever it is, I didn't understand it, so didn't think anything more about it...

People, you're giving away your secrets, its not my fault god loves me :)

And then I discover someones created a remote desktop connection thingy, wow how clever these people are!!

They read my emails, they hack into my accounts, they tell me all their secrets... When the **** did I become an interesting person???!!

I know its not "scienologis" and whoever it is knows the connections I have.

I haven't accused anyone of anything, so thats why they're intimidating me? Because of my honest word?? People of this world I declare you a strange breed indeed :) xx

God Bless your Mess, because you're too lazy to be honest. xx

P.S. If you are having trouble with computers like I've mentioned, check the c drive documents and settings, you'll find the douche in there :)

P.P.S I haven't accused anyone of anything, I'm being honest :) xx

Answer 3

His noodliness finds your lack of respect intolerable and condemns you to a h**l of hookers with STDs and working to heat the beer volcano.

Answer 4

I'm a christian, and I find that theory stupid.