Have you sent in last months expenses yet?

Question

And what were they for?

Mine are boring, like mileage, food etc

Any of you claiming anything unusual or funny?

Answer 1

I am a stay at home mom and homeschool my kids I don't have to send in reports to anyone but thanks for the 2 points.

Answer 2

I'm doing it 2morrow - phone bill, toll fees and trousers (think what you will!)

Answer 3

What does this have to do with the Paranormal??

Answer 4

No paranormal expenses, I'm afraid.

Answer 5

To who?

Oh yea, my husband is asking about the tapeworm food,

and why I needed more sand.

I also had to hand in my bills from The Gun Store and Computer Depot. They put two and two together and the lawyer is charging a fortune.

My sister Ima Gonna wants to leave before the snow starts, so I bought her a ticket to Suffolk. Seems she may have a job as a therapist. I gotta tell you my accountant is all curled up in the corner like a hedgehog.

Answer 6

I was thinking of claiming the charge for watching p**n films in the hotel I stayed at. My logic is that as my company want to post me 180 miles from my wife, they should pay for the entertainment I'm being deprived of. I did put down a biro pen last month just to break up a long list of mileage invoices.

Answer 7

Mileage stamps and a 10m tape measure. Nothing exciting.

Answer 8

Sorry, I don't have anything unusual or funny to report, but I put some expenses in this morning for train travel, taxis and food. Boring or what.