Have you thought of holidaying on a boat , in the sun on Spanish coast , with an old drifter,?????

Question

living on my boat in the sun ,watching the fish swimme by ,with a drink in my hand thinking i could do with some company, 7 berth old yacht ,no alcoholics , sorry no g**s , no offence meant !!

but game for a laugh , preferably lady , wicked or not.

Answer 1

ok I'm not a lady, hate Spain but haven't been certifed an alcoholic yet (don't ya think me typings good tanked up with Jim Beam) - so do I qualify?