Have you tried new and improved Hydropro?

Question

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Are you tired of getting burned?

Are you sensitive to scalding innuendo?

Does the thought of stepping out make you blister?

Then you need...HYDROPRO

Yessss, New and Improved

HYDROPRO

Soothes aching souls

Relieves internal pain

Protects from exterior heat sources

Available in 750ml &

And now 1.5L for extra protection

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Answer 1

Did I hear a call for Music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sul_A22gB...

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Answer 2

This is what I get for being up at 12:23 am...

Answer 3

and do NOT forget he makes us ROFL as well...

could I get the added protection ?

........please?

Answer 4

Bonus Size!

50% More

Reader Writes

I really wish I had bought Hydropo earlier today!

It may have saved the *ssssst*, *sssssst*, triple *sssssssst*

Now with Hydropo, I won't get burned again!



  

Answer 5

I wrote a limerick for you... guess that wasn't enough, now you're singing praises to yourself... this is sad... very sad.

...instigator...hmm...

add: if you don't give DL best answer the voting is surely fixed. Do you shoot up hydropro, sniff it, or swallow it whole... in any case I'll leave that to DL.

Answer 6

you have a vision that defies anything I have seen in many a long year.

excellent skeeches.

Answer 7

I want to order some more. It is so hot here in NY, I'm feeling dehydroprated.

The product has certainly been relieving many internal pains. However, my ribs are hurting from laughing so much.

Well, Yin and Yang--that's life on Earth fer ya.

Answer 8

If you were an Aussie I might have said "your blood's worth bottling mate". I've been waiting for years for this product to come on the market !

So they don't come in purse sized blister packs? Shame.

Testimonial:

"I've used Hydropro for my last 3 poems and I can truly say it's a wonder product. My ego has never sparkled more. My psyche has that fresh, "just out of the shower" feel. Thanks Hydropro, just.... thanks!"

*Big Grin

Answer 9

Side effects include: Sore throat, bleeding, shortness of breath, a quicked heartbeat, nausea, vomiting, headache, earache, catache, vision impairment, blood clots, diabetes, a s s itch, soreness around injection site, dry mouth, coughing, munchies, and erectile dysfuntion. If your erection last more than 4 hours please discontinue Hydro pro immediately or if that is your thing, well, knock yourself out. Don't use if you are pregnant or think you might be pregnant. Or if you use Hydropro you may get pregnant

Answer 10

Does that include a 30 day money back gurantee?

I'll take the 1.5L. Lucky me now I'll have extra hydropro, at anytime I need it.

YA-HOOOO!