Haven't Gone in 3 Days??

Question

Hi. I havent gone p**p in three days and my stomach feels big and stuff. For the past days, i have been real gassy and but no poo. i just started jr high on monday, the day i started not going so i think this might be the problem and i just need to be ajusted, but i really want to go today so what should i do?? oh and i already tried a laxitive mixed with liquid and i dont want to take an e***a for just stress.

Answer 1

Eat a bag of White Castles.

Answer 2

I'm sorry about that. If the laxative didn't work, then you might need to give the e***a a chance. You can try some natural methods, like a few glasses of prune juice or just eating a lot of fruit.

My mother's friend was constipated for a week because her diet consisted mostly of meat. She had to drink two bottles of prune juice before anything started working back there.  

Answer 3

If you don't want to take an e***a, you can try Spongebob's method above...or the two methods I really grew up with - glycerine or soap suppositories.

The glycerine ones you buy at the pharmacy, the other is where you cut off a sliver or small nugget of plain soap (ivory or glycerine only), lube up your b******e and push it all the way in.

Either of the above should make you do a dooey in under 20 minutes.

Answer 4

using a toothbrush handle, insert into the r****m...then rotate gently at first....increasing in pressure to break up any and all p**p. This should help. A little lube like ky jelly might help with getting the toothbrush in if its your first time

Answer 5

J.D. you just need a warm water e***a, it's no big deal, you'll feel better in a short time.

Answer 6

stick soap up in it

Answer 7

go to the store and buy a stool softener.  senekot or colace.  

Answer 8

Spongebob's on the right track, but use an electric toothbrush or a Dremel rotary tool.

Answer 9

i think you're prego.