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Having a bad day??!? .....think again......?

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1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally...

4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.

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  1. LOL Pregnancy!! LOL thats so funny!! Anyways thanks for the facts.


  2. those are just sick.

    I LOVE IT!!! LOL THOSE ARE SOO FUNNY

    here i add one:

    so a man lived at a mental home because he didnt have anyone to take care of him.

    one day they all went to the local pool. one of the other tennates at the home falls in the pool and almost drowns so the man jumps in and saves her.

    so the administraitor of the building calls him to her office and tells him since he acted like that and pulled the woman out of the pool he was free to go. "unforunantly", the woman said " she hung herself with the rope out of her bath robe earlier today.

    no, the man says i hung her there to dry.

    the woman faints.

    wen she wakes up he is standing their and says: so, when do i get to leave?

  3. haha nice..pregnancy? CLASSIC

  4. Ahaha, Yahoo suggested pregnancy for this question LOL ........... i found it funny anyway..............

    I think that, and you are ...

    !!!!!!—(••÷[ (SOOOOO FUNNY) ]÷••)— !!!!!!!

    where on earth do you find all this Ħĭ£άŗï¤ûş stuff.. ????

    thank you for the time n effort you go to on our behalf..

    you always manage to brighten my day.

    thank you

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  5. Wow...talk about irony =|

  6. Are these really true?  They are hard to believe.  Although I did see a video were some kids were outside playing with their pet mouse and they put the mouse on top of the cage to walk around and immediately a hawk came and took it away.  It's so sad yet unbelievably funny at the same time.

  7. this one happened to me:

    I went to a fishing class at the beach and right off the bat I caught a shark. I felt bad for it cause it was bleeding and it was a baby, and the instructor of the class threw it back into the water. Right after that a ginormous seagull came and picked up the shark and threw it back on the sand.

    i thought it was funny.

    haha, those stories are pretty funny.

  8. 1. awww so sad

    2. lol that will be a story that will stick with them forever

    3. eek!

    4. AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! serves you right! AHAHAHAHAHA

  9. lolz wowz that is funny and right now im listening to please excuse my hands

  10. im sorry... i dont know the answer to this question

  11. LOL thanks ! that made my day :]

  12. ahahaha serves you right you terrorist!

    Wait are these stories real?

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