He makes me mad, I need a comeback.?

Question

My friend keeps telling me to just go die, its getting annoying and I can't figure out a good comeback. Any ideas?

Answer 1

Go get a new burn.

Go play with yourself.

Go fall in a ditch.

Go f*** yourself.

Answer 2

here's one " Why don't you?..Oh wait it looks like you already did oops sorry!"   It's just a thought you could try it

Answer 3

"Burn in h**l"

"Unlike you, i dont try committing sucide"

idk, lol...i hate when people say that tho ha.

Answer 4

Maybe something like "After you."