Hear Ye.. Hear Ye..The Supreme Yahole Court is now in session....The Honorable Yidiot presiding?

Question

We are here today to determine who is at fault for this coup, this hostile takeover of a peaceful category (New Zealand). The charges facing said person (s) are as follows:

1.) Subjugation of an entire village of midgets.

2.) Molestation of no less than 48 farm animals.

3.) Gross negligence in lubricating a luge track.

Answer 1

I didn't do a d**n thang!

Answer 2

re add me as a contact...the other Marla had an untimely passing last evening.

Answer 3

They have lorded it over you people for way too long..Arise I tells yas!

Answer 4

1:  Hang 'em!!  Nobody subjugates midgets on MY watch!

2:  Molesting farm animals is okay...unless it's a duck.  I will not have ducks molested!  Hang 'em!!

3:  Um, sorry about the luge track; I thought you said huge truck.

Answer 5

Send them all back to Australia

Answer 6

Not guilty, your honor.  Papa and Marla did it.  And they both died yesterday attempting a risky s*x act on a partially lubricated luge track.  That's the truth.  I swear.