Hear me out?..............?

Question

I have been with my partner for 6 years and decided to make some life changes..I was always a fit guy(boxer)but along the way fell astray..I drank way too much smoked never slept and worked 12 hour shifts..now I keep fit eat well sleep well and our s*x life is ...different..how come without being brag full I am 3 inch's bigger?,,dumb question but it is causing problems.seriously! ..really seriously great for me but not her..

Answer 1

Didn't she tell you she used miracle grow for cleansing?

Answer 2

You aren't any bigger, it's just that your beer gut isn't getting in the way anymore.

Take it easy for a while and she'll get used to it. I mean, seriously, vaginas are meant for pushing out babies, I can't think of anything you might be hiding in your pants that weighs 8 lbs and is 19 inches long!

EDIT: High-five for Collette! :)

Answer 3

Let her be on top.  She can control depth that way.  It can also get her more used to the length.

Answer 4

Hi

Well all you can do is put half of your manhood in her during penetration so that it's not too big and painfull in her!!!!!

Or else wear a condom while you are having s*x with her, believe it or not a condom can actually make s*x more smooth and enjoyable if the reason for not enjoying it is pain and discomfurt I think its worth a try.

Also use some lubricant on your c**k and in her v****a so that theres less friction that way it wont be so painful.

Only have s*x with her when she is turned on.

If you are still having problems then go to the doctors maybe they will be able to give you better advice.

Answer 5

You didn't get bigger, your beer gut isn't ijn the way.

Exercising will not change the size of your p***s. Steroids will shrink it.

I suggest pinching yourself out of your dream.

Answer 6

haven't you heard of doggy style?

Answer 7

so wots the question