Heard this on the radio once......?

Question

A hillbilly walks into a lawyer's office and says "I want a dayvorce".

The lawyers asks "What did you say?" And the hillbilly replies again "I want a dayvorce..from my wife" The lawyer then replies "Oh, I see. You want a divorce" The hillbilly tells him that is correct. So the lawyer tells him to have a seat. Lawyer says "Ok, I've got a few questions to ask before we proceed" The hillbilly replies ok.

Lawyer: Do you have a case?

Hillbilly: Nope, got a John Deere.

Lawyer: Ok let me ask you this. Do you have a grudge?

Hillbilly: Of course I got a gurage. Where do you think I keep the John

Deere. What's that got to do with a dayvorce?

By now the lawyer is reaching his last straw.

Lawyer: Answer me this. Is your wife a ******?

Hillbilly: h**l no, she ain't no ******!!!!!!!!!! But, the last kid was. That's

why I want the dayvorce.

Answer 1

lol

nice nice!

love it!

star!

: )

Answer 2

i got this one as a text the other day. i cracked up

Answer 3

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for

divorce

Attorney: "May I help you

Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".

Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."

Attorney: "Well, is she a nag ger or anything?!?!?!?"

Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a

nag ger. That's why I want this dayvorce."

Answer 4

Hard work but when you get there it is well worth it. Star fur yew.

Answer 5

HAHHHAHH, that was the first joke that made really lol, nice one gave a u star