There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.
So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest f**t in a week will be chief.
The first few days pass and neither the chief or his young rival have farted.
The wiseman emerges and says, "Big Chief no f**t." The next day a truck load of baked beans arrives for the Chief, but at the end of the day the wiseman says, "Big Chief no f**t."
The next day, three truckloads arrives for the Chief, but again the wiseman comes out and says,"Big Chief no f**t."
The Chief is becoming frustrated and orders an army of trucks loaded with baked beans.
At the end of the day the wiseman comes out and says... "Big f**t, no Chief!"
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