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Heaven Membership??????

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I founded this new club. If you become a member you are guaranteed to go to heaven.

In order to join, you simply need to pay $9,999,999,999,999,999.99.

We also offer a complete refund! If you die and do not go to heaven we will give you DOUBLE your money back! GUARANTEED!

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  1. i dont want to buy my way into heaven..i want to earn it.lol.we know.


  2. yea.. thats not funny..


  3. Erm. See, I don't pay for memberships to fictional places.

  4. okay let me get my pennies out and start counting,.. 1 , 2, 3,4,5,6, lol yea most of us get it ;) ..........

  5. Double my money back?  Well give me my checkbook and send me to h**l!!!  LOL  :@)

  6. It's not that expensive to get into Heaven.

    There are even advance tickets on sale at their Box Office.

  7. Please, I can get it much cheaper at Wal-Mart.  Haha.  Awesome sense of humor 8)

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