Heaven Membership??????

Question

I founded this new club. If you become a member you are guaranteed to go to heaven.

In order to join, you simply need to pay $9,999,999,999,999,999.99.

We also offer a complete refund! If you die and do not go to heaven we will give you DOUBLE your money back! GUARANTEED!

Answer 1

i dont want to buy my way into heaven..i want to earn it.lol.we know.

Answer 2

yea.. thats not funny..

Answer 3

Erm. See, I don't pay for memberships to fictional places.

Answer 4

okay let me get my pennies out and start counting,.. 1 , 2, 3,4,5,6, lol yea most of us get it ;) ..........

Answer 5

Double my money back?  Well give me my checkbook and send me to h**l!!!  LOL  :@)

Answer 6

It's not that expensive to get into Heaven.

There are even advance tickets on sale at their Box Office.

Answer 7

Please, I can get it much cheaper at Wal-Mart.  Haha.  Awesome sense of humor 8)