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Question

HELP QUICK... HOT SAUSE CONTEST... OW OW OW OW ... HELP WHAT DO WE DO... SHOOT.. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...... IS IT POSSIBLE TO DIE OF A HOT TOUNGE

Answer 1

Milk helps. It is the fat content that gives relief so a no fat or low fat milk doesn't do much, so if that is all you have get some ice cream or cheese.  Chew the cheese up to a slurry.

Chocolate also works great, and actually accents the taste of some hot sauces.

Chances are good you will live.

Answer 2

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