A man dies and goes to h**l. There he finds that there is a different h**l for each
country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to German h**l
and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day'.
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA h**l as well as the Russian h**l and many more. He discovers that
they are all similar to the German h**l.
Then he comes to the PAKISTANI h**l and finds that there is a long line of people waiting
to get in.
Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The PAKISTANI devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
'But that is exactly the same as all the other h***s so why are there so many people
waiting to get in?' asks the man.
'Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
And the PAKISTANI devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet
and goes back home to sleep!'
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