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h**l of different kinds~~~!!!!!!?

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A man dies and goes to h**l. There he finds that there is a different h**l for each

country. He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to German h**l

and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric

chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German

devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day'.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA h**l as well as the Russian h**l and many more. He discovers that

they are all similar to the German h**l.

Then he comes to the PAKISTANI h**l and finds that there is a long line of people waiting

to get in.

Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric

chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

The PAKISTANI devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

'But that is exactly the same as all the other h***s so why are there so many people

waiting to get in?' asks the man.

'Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work.

The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And the PAKISTANI devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet

and goes back home to sleep!'

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  1. haha! lmao, I want to make it to heaven though-I just hope my dirty mind won't stop me! lol


  2. its gr8.....

  3. Ha,typical red tape bureaucracy...i suspect the indian h**l would be like it too..if not even more comfortable  

  4. like that one, but your others have been better

  5. hahah  that made my day  

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