Hello America, Is my mum over there? I sent her out to get an American pizza and that was 3 days ago. Is she?

Question

over there?I live in London UK and I miss her so will you send her home please? Tell her not to forget the pizza...........Thankyou.

Answer 1

you may not get any pizza, cause if your mom left to come to USA i'll be worried if i was you because she may not come back

Answer 2

last time i saw her she was muttering about some kid won't move out of the house (she was kinda drunk).  now dancing topless for drinks and tips in Denver.  don't bother waiting up.

Answer 3

They don't have pizzas in America, they are too health conscious

Answer 4

I'm sorry. Shes now fat and nasty. We raped her, got her addicted to drugs and fried chicken, she now likes Britney Spears. We stole all her money. You don't want her back.

Answer 5

Yup, I'll wake her up for you, and let her know she needs to get back. She'll be home by tomorrow, ok?

Not pretending to be American on this one to ask dumb questions?

Answer 6

I think I saw her in the bar drinking Manhattans LMAO

Answer 7

sure enough

Answer 8

Jeeez, was that 3 days ago?!

Answer 9

Yes!Your mother is very lucky!Why?She is witnessing at first hand the decline of a great economic nation!

Answer 10

She applied for a green card.

But you can visit her now and then if you like.

Answer 11

Did someone else send her for a Chinese and an Indian too?

She could be gone for weeks!

Answer 12

She might be with my ex-husband.....he said he fancied a Chinese and I haven't seen him since.  

Apparently her name was Su Lee and her father runs a laundry somewhere in Lancashire.

Answer 13

Well boy. she's havin such a swell time over here she ain't comin back anytime soon.

Yeehaw.

Answer 14

She will be still waiting at the US embassy for a VISA.

So check out Grosvenor Square, Westminster, London W1K

Answer 15

Your Mum's problem is that she keeps buying those pizzas and then she eats them....  May take her a while before she gets home with one of them in tact.  Meanwhile, we are enjoying her company.   Oooppsssss, there goes another burp!!!

Last seen on Rush Street in Chicago, Illinois.

Answer 16

at least there will be one intelligent person over there.....hope the pizza is nice>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Answer 17

LOL

Answer 18

Your mum has been kidnapped by the CIA and has been shipped off to a floating prison to be interogated, raped, have her rights as a human denied and eventualy shot by a kangaroo court.