Hello British. I have no humour. I never laugh. I am German. What can I do?

Question

Hi lulecheck

U r really funny.

Answer 1

well sucks for u!

Answer 2

And you ask the British??? Go to a Latinamerican country! You'll know the meaning of fun there! Or go to Africa, you can learn to cry there...

Answer 3

go bak to where u cae from then n cheer up ha ha!!!!

Answer 4

Invade Poland.

Answer 5

Just don't mention the war. Have you tried that sailing website called YouBoat?

Answer 6

You can do as u normally do, have a laugh at the others expense!

Answer 7

Wolfgang   alanna !  what you need is  a change of name to say FAUNCYTART  and we'll write a balad about for to sing in  "THE POOKA'S " . You should'nt be asking the British they (This only the English.. I got to be carefull here)  are only prizing that" stiff upper", open.. If they chanced to laugh they would burst through the other end.  By the way is that why you Germans wear the LEATHRER  HOSEN stuff,, BOOFUS here does a lot of thinking .. and he figured that.. smart doggie. Oh the Scotts// you heard akout how we gave them the bagpipes and they stole our whiskry  Well that was'nt funny and the Welsh just sing hyms  If you can't come to Dublin, it's better you stay iat home and buy a smart dog..  P.S  The (sush) the katz laugh in Killkenny, (unsus)  .. doggy present  .

Answer 8

In the press two years ago It was claimed in your country they were starting laughter classes

It's true

Never got off the ground right.............right!!!

Answer 9

Germans do have a sense of humour.  Let me tell you a story.  I know someone from Germany, who works for a big company with offices in the UK.  He had to go to a meeting in a city called Coventry.  He was asked at the meeting what he thought of the city, and replied "It's different from how my Grandfather described it".  "How's that?" he was asked.

"It's not burning - Grandfather was a bomber pilot in the Luftwaffe," he replied.

Answer 10

Well for a start if the queen is your grand mother come and pick her up, shes a barrel of laughs..........

Answer 11

Watch the Faulty Towers episode. The one where they have German hotel guests, and Basil's wife tells him. "Whatever you do, do NOT mention the war."

But then again I think it will difficult to get to see this. When a German TV company bought the series, they only ever made 13 episodes, the German TV company only bought 12, they refused to accept the episode about "Whatever you do, don't mention the war."

Pity because it would have given even you a sense of humour. It was just so funny

Answer 12

You are incurable. The Germans have a childish slapstick sense of humour. Make a few jokes about Hitler at parties to break the ice.

Answer 13

try reading a few joke books u can have a laugh at them get out and enjoy the socialising life u only live once so enjoy it while ur here

Answer 14

why is that then. maybe you are just a miserable man, i tell you what my dad was prisoner of war for 4yrs, in Germany and had some awful experiences as a pow but he never would ignore a german but told his story,so please don,t be so miserable.it could be a lot worse ,live for today and take each day as it comes.

Answer 15

Dont worry, our humour is based on making others feel inferior and toilet jokes, surely no humour is better than that.

Answer 16

Shoot yoursef and it will put u out of ur misery.  u can always stick ur head in a gas oven ???

Answer 17

aaaah bless...come and live with me id make you laugh....bring your sausage with you...i do like sausage.

Answer 18

Invade Poland?.

Answer 19

"You don't say" Watch the Marx Brothers.

Answer 20

dont be so self-effacing.  you guys have humour...

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