Hello i was wondering if any one can help me make up a funny rhyme about some one called lauren ?

Question

it has to rhyme :)

Answer 1

lauren looks like golom, she has a head the same shape as nelsons column...and then i dunno

Answer 2

There once was a girl called Lauren

Who liked any guy who was foreign

she said "Its their eyes"

But we knew it was lies

It was just whats under their sporran!

Answer 3

Lauren was bathing when friends came to call,

they called up the stairs as they stood in the hall,

"Slip on something and come down quick!"

So she slipped on the soap and was down in a tick.

Answer 4

lauren is (not) cool.

she does(n't) attend my school.

lauren is\ isn't a rule

she likes/hates to play pool

(and swim in it too)

lauren is(n't) so nice.

she never/always wears the same shirt twice.

she likes\ hates to chew ice

she is(n't) scared of mice.

lauren is(n't) tall.

but luckily she likes\ dislikes going to the mall

it's (not) funny when she takes a fall

well, that is\ isn't all about lauren! and that is all.

P.S. the brackets and slashes are so YOU can pick. i don't know lauren, obviously.

Answer 5

maybe close to the bone, but here goes

There was a woman called Lauren

Who like the jock`s wore a sporan

It was warm, it was furry

Most accomodating and hairy

OOh what a pleasure to see Lauren

Answer 6

At the time the only rhyme I could come up with is Lauren, Lauren sure is boring.