Hello new friends.. me is mohamid mohamad brother of hamid. how i also get passport off england ..... ?

Question

.... me's also like to live in England land of milk and honnies with plenty free monnies and house. can you helps me please???

Answer 1

yay more easy points

Answer 2

We're overflowing already.

No room at the inn.

Answer 3

No prob mate. It's pay-back time for the exploitation we did to you and your brothers. Please help yourself. Remember Harrods has some of the best honey and Mohamad there will serve you well. He is also waiting for a passport but unfortunately he managed to pi** the Family off and is likely to wait for a long time. But never mind, we need his dosh so he can stay indefinitely. He does a good party to which all our posh people like to attend for the freebies, but don't tell him that they speak ill of him behind his back. Maybe he knows already. But in front of him, they bow and smile and say, Mr el f**t, we are loving your party so very much. When is the next shoot and house-party you are inviting us to? We love to come and play that game wife-swapping in that grand house of yours. Ah, we Brits. Don't you love us and our country? You must, that's why you want to come.

Answer 4

You leave our honnies alone....better you get a head to toe rapped up one.  

Answer 5

See Mehmet who runs the kebab shop down the road, he can get you a UK passport for £1,000.  He'll chuck in a birth certificate and NI number for another £800.

Knock three times and tell him I sent you, nudge nudge, wink wink

Answer 6

Loll - trolling, good luck

Answer 7

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!  I thought you said you were leaving us and never returning?  

Answer 8

marry me-oh hang on,im a guy with a wife,wouldn't work! lol

Answer 9

No passport.  go home

Answer 10

Yawn.... come back when you've grown up little boy. Or, better still, go and play in the road.

Answer 11

Why are you back with your Brother's picture and same bad English. Isn't it past your bedtime