Hello what do these sentences mean in english?

Question

Hello what do these sentences mean in english thanks?

zeynab da iyice cevirmeni yapti beni yaw

uzun turkce cumleler kurdugunda anlamiyormus

thankss

ben zeynab nin dediklerini anliyorum fakat

zeynab nin arkadas listesine baktim da

ya aslinda sevmiorum soyadimi

bu arada sana gulmedin zeynab unutmus sen yazinca evet evet diyor

ona uldum, ya daha ilk solediimde anlayan birini gormedim

doru diosun zeynab yi da iice disladik

ben dislamadim

sen suan liverpool demisin mehmet

P.S for those people who dont like my question just dont answer it, simple

Answer 1

Hey Leah,

Try Turkish since we're, I don't know, in the Turkey section.

Answer 2

cant you at least put what language it is?

Answer 3

zeynab made me her translator

when you use long turkish sentences she cant understand

thanksss

i understand what zeynab says but

i looked zeynabs friends list

actually i dont like my surname

by the way i did not laugh at you, zeynab has forgotten when you write she says 'yes yes'.

i laughed at her , ive never seen anyone who understands what i say at first

you are right we dissed zeynab

i did not diss

are u in liverpool at the moment mehmet

Answer 4

I dont have enough points to vote but D D's answer is most accurate as the other answerers translation is coloured with the perception of deceit whereas, the sentences do not actually reflect that, its just a casual banter. But I am a little disturbed by the possibility that you might be invading someones privacy? I think answerers should consider this when replying. If you dont trust people then that should be an answer in itself, you dont need to do such things... I'm sure that anyone who found their private messages displayed on the internet would be mortified and could have a case against the perpetrator, because you are raping them of dignity.

From this episode we can gather that perhaps the Zeynab in question is yourself and that you are perhaps trying to learn Turkish, that you have issues with specifically long Turkish phrases and that the person who is interpreting for you (who feels somewhat bad for ignoring you) has a friend/relative called Mehmet who frequents the area surrounding Liverpool.

I answer this question because I think I have a social responsibility to alert you that what you are doing may be in breach of someones human rights. I hope that I am wrong in my suspicions, if not there is now a log on the internet of this so you will be caught out eventually.  

Answer 5

FYI it is in Turkish actually.

It goes :

Zeynab has made me her translator

She doesnt understand when you use long Turkish sentences

However, I understand what zeynab says

I looked at zaynabs friends list

I actually dont like my surname

By the way I didnt laugh at you, zeynab forgot when you wrote 'yes yes' (bit confusing that one)

I laughed at her, I have never seen someone who understands what I say at the first time

Yh yiur right, we have ignored (outcasted) zeynab

I didnt ignore her

Are you in liverpool now Mehmet?

Hope that helps