Help, Im Reciting This Poem For My Whole School!!?

Question

Im Reciting This Poem For My Whole School And Community,

Im So Nervous And i Worked Like 3 Years On This Piece. Please Tell Me Your Imput And Give Me some Ideas To Not Be So Nervous. Thanks, the Following Is My Masterpeice:

yO yO YO bIG DADDY SMACKA R0CK. yOU MAKE ME WANT THE ROSSA FROM THE POND! wE AIN RUNNIN WIT IT YET BUT IF THAT SMACK A CRACK H0 LET THE SCENE YOU AND i COULD ROLL DIRTY! tO SHZNIT WITH THE TOOTSY ROLL TOOTH WINCH. i'M DOWN FOR A LITTLE SNEAKY SNEAKY POP A YOUR CORN FREAKY SMACK. hOLLOER BACK AT A WHACKED CRACK!

Answer 1

With that "poem", you should be nervous.

Answer 2

I would advise you to wear some form of disguise.

Answer 3

quit school and burn that poem so no poor persons ears ever have to go through the suffering of having to listen to it.

Answer 4

I'm sorry but are you really goin to read this poem at school

you should try something a little more serious or maybe something about school but not this crazy stuff talkin bout people and talkin about crack

And other kids' parents wouldn't take you seriously

sorry that it took 3 yrs for this