Help, a gorilla just threw **** on me and my family at the zoo!

Question

I think he was an employee, judging from his gold necklace and employee T-Shirt.

Answer 1

He was probably into politics and did he make a campaign speech afterward?

Answer 2

The Gorilla was an employee? Woah O_o

But go to the bathroom and wipe it off.  

Answer 3

was he carrying a bucket of KFC as well?

Answer 4

lol?

Answer 5

take a shower.

Answer 6

Ah, well... It has happened to me too... I think it was a chimpanzee an I was wearing white. It must have looked appealing because I was little and we were on a school trip and all my classmates were acting like monkeys around the cage and I was standing way back doing nothing and I was the one who got hit by it!

Answer 7

What do you want me to do about it?

Answer 8

that's a stupid question; - besides, if a gorilla has thrown up on you, how did you come on your  laptop and type this question to other people? answer me, as well.