Help, important horse questions!?

Question

How can I convince my parents to buy me a horse?

What should I name it?

Tell me everything you can about owning a horse and EXACTLY what I'll need for one.

What do horses eat?

I think I'll get a yearling, doesn't that sound great?

Do you like my horse, do you think it's pretty?

http://www.petlvr.com/blog/wp-content/SeaHorse.jpg

Why does my horse keep kicking me?

Why does my horse keep running me over?

Help me make him quit bucking!

The bottom half of my horse's leg is missing and he is bleeding profusely--what should I do? (I'm not taking him to the vet so don't even suggest that...)

Oh yeah, and what the the answers to Level 1 Howrse?

Thanks.

SIGH.

Answer 1

1. cry... it always worked for me!

2.beans. . . cause it looks like a huge bean with for sticks sticking out from under it.

3.oh well, just need a saddle, bridle and some burshes...it dont cost that much and you only need one year of riding lessons and you'll know everything!

4. omg! that is such a GREAT idea! you can start riding it and it'll last for years longer then a 5 year old or heaven forbid you get a 12 year old horse!

5. THAT HORSE IS SO PRETTY! YOU ARE SO LUCKLY ... for get the cowhocks and the backwards neck, and the fact the shoulder looks horrid.. but the color is so pretty! it's a great horse! and you can dress it up!! barbie watch out

6.well dont stand behind your horse silly! that way they cant kick you.

7.oh well just put a stronger bit in the mouth when you're leading him around and he'll stop that annoying habit.

8.oh well i cant help you there, maybe you should just get a new horse?

9. oh just let the horse out in the field to relax some, i'm sure it'll be fine by tomorrow.

10. answers: 16.5 hands, brown and white horses are bays, and the oldest breed of horse is the quater horse.

*sigh* omg those questions like were like so like hard!?!*

LOL nice question. (that not too many got the point of)

edit: *head-desk**head-desk* not the fact that you asked this question, but the fact that anyone thought you were seriously asking these questions is what makes my head hurt

Answer 2

Juliane, Step away from the computer.....  you need a break.  I assure you, you won't miss any big questions, and they will all be the same when you get back.  It never changes.

Answer 3

Please stop wasting our time. Some people actually have real questions that need to be answered.

Answer 4

Is this question Reminiscent OF that CAPITAL probLeM that wAs discussed befOre?

Wow, you have a lot of issues.  Have you thought of taking up ballet or some other sport that won't be so stressful to you?  Or perhaps a sport like grocery shopping or making your bed?   It is a good thing that you don't have to worry about his "confirmation"..I guess you have one thing going for you!!

I know!!  You can be the new Costume Maker for all the end of summer costume classes..you seem to have that down pat!!  

I'm sure you will get some better answers to help resolve your howrse problems.

Good luck to you!!

*****EDIT***

OMG--do we have another picture plagerizer on here?  That is not really your horse?  All these people say they saw it on googler.  Why do you have to make pretend and not take this site seriously?  These are very important issues you have brought up and shouldn't be taken lightly.  Now go back to your howrse thingy this is for reel.

Answer 5

hahaha - love it

All the stupid questions rolled into one

Answer 6

Serious?

Answer 7

you dont know anything about horses

and you want to get one

but you have one?

hmmm this makes no sense

and ive seen that picture on google

.....

Answer 8

EDIT:

Haha, after looking at your other posts, now I understand. Quite funny. (;

EDIT:

1. You can't convince your parents to buy you a horse when you know nothing about one.

2. Freddy.

3. You'll be broke and need lots of money.

4. Horses eat people with no horse experience like you.

5. No, it sounds like a disaster.

6. No. It's obviously not your horse.

7.  He hates you.

8. No respect for you.

9. He wants you OFF his back.

10. You're an idiot. No vet?

11. No.

Sarcasm is used above. =)

Answer 9

Are you seriously asking all of these????

That pics all over photobucket!!!!!

Answer 10

Um... you akeady have a horse dont you? Wasn't your horse the one in your old picture (now it's a zebra)? This doesn't make any sence, and I've seen that picture of the horse on google...

Answer 11

hehehe...lol. It is frustrating isn't it...

Answer 12

YOU'RE A TOOL!!!!!!!!!

1. you probably annoy them. so stop annoying them and do chores and offer to work to pay off board etc.

2. tool.

3. tack, MONEYMONEYMONEY, brushes.

4. if you're seriously asking this question, you shouldn't be buying a horse. they eat people btw tho

5. no. you sound inexperienced. don't buy a baby. you'll fail at raising it.

6. no it's ugly and why would you have to convince your parents to buy you a horse if you already have one.

7. because it hates you and think you're nanoying

8. same ansewr

9. you probably suck at riding.

10. you can't be serious.

Answer 13

omg! that must be a very calm horse! I love the costume though! Very Pretty!

Answer 14

Hypnotize them

Pretty Pretty Princess.... Killer for short

Just grass and your love....no they don't need shelter

Horses eat sugar cubes and apple.... just not after midnight because they turn into gremlins

Yearlings are great!!  They are soo cute that they will never hurt you or your little kid who will have it as their first horse... after all it is better that they grow up together!!

Your horse is sssooooo pretty!!!  Purple is so his color!

Kicking, running and bucking are all ways that your new yearling says thanks for the carrot @ 1:30 am!

Horses have 4 legs so that they can lose one.... its science.

#1 Portugal

#2 belt sander

#3 gremlin

#4 72.3% of the time

#5 no, never

#6 tuesday afternoon

#7 only in december, but never after christmas

#8 lifejacket

#9 vet? what use are they?

#10 Your right... these questions really point out how little the populous knows about the care of horses.  Too bad really.....  Why doesn't anybody crack a book and learn?

Answer 15

yeah

Answer 16

1.  GET A JOB and STOP WHINING!!

2.  Butt Ugly...or Walking Nightmare...maybe Pig Eyes

3.  I can't help you because what you need...IS A BRAIN!

4.  Hay would be a start...you'd know that if you HAD A BRAIN!

5.  Sounds great...two critters with the same mentality...

6.  No I do not...that's why I suggested the name...Butt Ugly.

7.  Because you are in the way

8.  Because you are insignificant in the horse's mind.

9.  Chain cement blocks to his feet

10.  Enter him as a pirate in a costume class.

11.  It is actually spelled H O R S E....again...GET A BRAIN!

Some just won't get a clue...

They couldn't get a clue even if they were standing in a field of clues...covered in clue musk...and doing the clue mating dance...they would remain clueless.....

Answer 17

Like OMG I know...I want one so bad to.

Starlight, Dancing Feathers, Oh or my favorite - Chuck.  I always wanted a horse named Chuck.

I don't have the time & you don't have the smarts, so leave it there.

inexperienced or outright stupid owners....Hopefully

Make sure it's a stud also.  See if the Aflac duck can save your butt from your own stupidity.

Looks a bit duck footed, but NO, I don't.

Smart horse

Smart horse

Get off of him, sell him to someone else who knows what they are doing & get a chia pet.

Don't worry about it, before long the bleeding will stop.

How many times do you moronic kids have to be told?  This is NOT the games section.  This section is for REAL horses.  Besides, from the questions I have seen asked about that game, my 7 year old could answer them.  Why did you start a game you are too dumb to play???

Go away!!!  SHOO!!  SHOO!!

OH! I like this question.....Thanks!

Answer 18

Tell them you will kill yourself if you don't get one right away.

definitely name it "Buck" it's a great name for a horse.

You don't need anything except a hoof pick.

Horses eat small children.

Your horse is perfect. I love a good brown/white QH Paint.

Your horse hates you and everything you stand for.

If you wouldn't stand in front of your horse while beating it with a whip, it wouldn't run you over.

Put a really tight strap around his flanks and he will stop bucking for sure.

Duct tape it back together. It will be fine.

The answer is A, B, and D

Answer 19

GOOD ONE!  I too am surprised few recognized your name or noticed the little label under it, in the gold square.

I mean GEE WHIZ you were just asking! (LOL)

Answer 20

lol

Only on Wednesdays and Thursdays and every other Friday...

But you must name it snowball!

You will need Scuba goggles, Snorkel, four flippers, and a purple floaty(is a must)!!

Wow your horse is like the most beautiful horse I had ever saw!!

I love what you have done with it! I bet he wins all the halter classes that way too!!

Yes get a yearling that way you can make having a horse the worst experience of your life!! There great for your first horse if your suicidal!!

Because it loves you that's why it kickes, bucks, and runs you over!

Put a smiley bandaid on him, don't worry its just a flesh wound...

Answers to Howrse

12

no

pink

open

?

footballs

john/ralph

??

>>>>?

probably ugly...

yes only on Saturdays

Have fun with your new horsie!!

...sigh... all the people that think your serious makes my head hurt... it could be the fact that every time I read that someone thinks your serious my head automatically hits my desk...

*head desk* *head desk*...

Answer 21

You forgot -

What colour headcollar,numnah boots ?

How can I stop him biting me - I won't smack him it's krewel

There's this girl at the barn who is mean to me

If I breed my lame mare with the donkey down the road what colour will the foal be ? and don't tell me there are lots of foals because I don't want them I want one all of my own and will keep it for ever and ever.

How much does it cost for everything I will ever need

Can I keep a horse in my shed/outside toilet/garage/yard/caravan

is a quarter of an acre of mud enough ?

Is slawter Krewel ?

***Head-desk,head-desk***