Help, iv been kidknapped by...?

Question

mongolian afro settlers who demand 1million chickens.

they let me use yahoo answers only to communicate with possible negotiators.

if you can help call 0800-firedance.

Answer 1

Wow you seriouse O.O?!  

Answer 2

Wow....

Answer 3

i tried to call, it doesn't work! OH NO! :|

Answer 4

Oh wow! Call the mongolian police  then!  

Answer 5

i've got 1million parakeets, any good to you?

Answer 6

Loool i dont get it but im laughing anywas..

But honey not at the joke, At you..

Answer 7

Grab a Life..................... lol

Answer 8

LOL

Answer 9

the number doesn't work!

I would help... wat do I do?!?!?!

And I only have 998,897chickens!!

Answer 10

Sure thing.

I just happen to have exactly 1 million chickens in my bathroom.

You'll be free soon.

Just need to package them and mail them to you.

Answer 11

looks like your goose is cooked son

Answer 12

Are you serious? If you are idk what to do. If you are kidding, don't joke like that. There are people out there right no being held hostage.

Oh yeah 2 more reasons I think your lying.

One, who wants one million chickens

Two, who would be STUPID enough to let their hostage use a computer?

Answer 13

LOL * slaps u *

Answer 14

omg im feel so sorry for you, dude you better delete this question before your kidnapper sees it D:

Answer 15

your fuc...

Answer 16

Damb I just got rid of my 1 million chickens.

Ja.

Answer 17

I'm sorry I only help if the persons been kidnapped by 100 super hott horney 16 year old boys...or 1 super model hott 15 year old who knows his stuff and likes me alot...so sorry I can't save you...

Answer 18

I'm the kidnapper. Wtf at you demanding 1 million chickens only? Add another 1 mil. turkey yo!

Answer 19

nice one. lol.  

Answer 20

Strange kidnappers you have hun, they won't be paid, as they're renowned for having strange chicken fetishes.

Chickens have rights too !!!

Leave the chickens alone !!!!!

It appears that you will have help them through their cold TURKEY period. *lol*

Good Luck. Keep your p****r up!! X :-)

Answer 21

I think we'll just leave you there for now, sure you might start to enjoy it. Let's know how you're getting on if they allow you to use yahoo again.

Answer 22

hahaha. touche. very good one.

Answer 23

Kidnappings are serious, and should not be expressed as a joke...even if it's by mongolian Afro settlers.

Answer 24

i wish you the best of luck

Answer 25

I know you think this is absoultely hillarious. But it's not. I didn't even smile. Please, If you are going to try something as a joke, at least try and make it funny.

some people are out there with real problems. People do get kidnapped. It's not some silly joke. Next time, think.