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Help,Help!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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There's a mad woman after me,she said she's gonna cut off my stalks and boil my head.

Hide me please

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very funny, made me giggle well done lol
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come here come here!

(turns round and shouts to husband 'get that cheese sauce ready!')

Joanne, we had the same thought. I'll be dreaming about cauliflower cheese now!
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Not another knife crime!
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Tell her if she does that she can kiss goodbye to anymore Bond films.
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Here little stalk...come hide in my steamer I will protect you......
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hmmmmmmmmmm

You're trolling arent you.............
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It's your sprouts you would need to worry about :(
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No Dear I said

' I want to talk about the coils on your bed!' :)
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hold me hand!

drat, I haven't got a hand - you're on your own Broccoli
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Don`t worry. I will keep you safe and warm under my lovely cheese sauce.

Is it time for bed or what.......

Kerry - I know, i could eat that now. I think i will just wait for Sunday lunch!!
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a ha ha ha ha haha ha im cracking up now.................................... wait im an egg...... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Quickly hide in my shed.
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