Help! A Leprechaun jacked my car!?

Question

Okay, here is the deal. I own a 1987 pea green chevette. That puppy is sittin on 14's and has lime green fur seat covers. It is a SWEET ride! Anyways, this morning I headed out to the parking lot and saw my car was stolen!!! I am sooo ticked! There are few leprechauns in the area that had been eyeballing my car for a while. I think it might have been one of them. How do I find out for sure? What can I lure them with to entrap them? Any previous leprechaun experience is greatly needed. Thanks!

Answer 1

I believe the proper term is 'vertically-challenged.' LOL!! Gee, yo pimped out ride should not be hard to spot, especially if a midget is trying to drive it.

Answer 2

Aye, me wee lassie, an daen't ya know ya nae gwinna see't agin!

(pot o' gold, me mam's last tooth!  It's the Chevette we be hoardin'!)

(sniffs)  Mmmmm, an they be havin dae new hourglass marshmallow inna cereal, dinna they . . .?

Answer 3

Lure them in your lawn with a s**y garden gnome.

Answer 4

SOMEONE ALERT ST. PATRICK!

Answer 5

WTF?...  that must be some potent ganja...

Answer 6

Check every Irish hangouts and pubs!!!

Answer 7

a pot of gold or you could make sure your up on your payments