Help! Broken BONES??

Question

I just got life insurance and I am in desperate need of some money- I have some personal reasons that need to be taken care of A.S.A.P And i need to know how to break my ankle, Or any other bone that can be easily broken!

Please don't tell me I'm Psycho and i need help! because if you only knew my personal reason you would break your bone too!

So please help me! i am willing to break anything but my neck, Spine, Nose, and any other MAJOR bone(ribs and such).

I will not jump off my roof, I was thinking more of Tumbling down the stairs.... Please help me.

Answer 1

broken bones hurt like h**l. But, if you are that desperate and your insurance isn't very picky jam your thumb (will def, need a cast) or finger on your non-writing hand in a car door or heavy door. Just be careful you don't shatter it, that would lead to serious long term problems.  

Answer 2

sorry to tell u this but in order to get money from a life insurance policy u usually have to be DEAD.....

Answer 3

Are you aware that that is insurance fraud and when they find out you'll be in jail?  Stupid.  And now there is obvious proof that they can use against you.

Plus, broken bones can lead to way worse complications.  If you break your spine or neck, you can end up paralyzed.  Is that worth a few hundred dollars?  I don't think so.

You need money? Try getting a job like the rest of us.