Help! Call the police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

My pet chicken was stolen, and I know this sounds riddiculous but my psycho neighbor has been trying to take her eggs for months now and he's plucked her feathers a few times. He also put a rat in place of her cage. WHAT DO I DO!? I miss my chicken. Her name is Paula Abdul and she'll answer if u cluck 3 times. But don't put your fingers near her face she'll bite.

Answer 1

Wow i feel really bad for you. I have been in the situation and my chicken is STILL missing. Dont worry, i think that if you call the local pet shops and your local animal shelter they could put of flyers for your lost chicken. If you are really worried about your psycho neighbor, then ask him, he may be keeping him in lockdown. Save some money for a reward if someone finds your little chicken. CHICKENS UNITE! Omg maybe ours met each other and had chicks?

Best wishes

Answer 2

Why is this in rodents?

Answer 3

call the police. other people are saying this is ridiculous but still, paula abdul was YOURS and if you think it was stolen by your neighbor, it's illegal to steal.

Answer 4

Yes, call the police and make sure to go and get in your neighbors face with a friend and dig out his house. I luv chickens. Hope you find it.

Answer 5

well it sounds almost like a joke so i hope your not pulling my leg, but comphront your neighbor, go to the police station and tell them, dont call 911 because they WILL think oyu kidding and hang up on you.

best of luck!

Answer 6

well theres a thing called a phone use it

Answer 7

Um... well it might of just gotten out of its cage but if you have some proof that your uh "psycho" neighbor took it then youcan call the police or animal services which I believe is 411.

Answer 8

Be calm, and plan out what you're going to say to the police. The evidence, stuff about your neighbor, etc. Show them the coop or where ever, and answer all their questions calmly but confidently. But yeah, call the local police and tell them your animal was stolen and all that.

GL!

Answer 9

lol.. thats funny .. :-D

Answer 10

Cluck three times.

If she doesn't come running, go over to your neighbor's house, and begin making outrageous acusations about the FBI and CIA coming to take him away and probe him if he doesn't return the chicken.

It'll work.

Trust me.

- IK

Answer 11

i dont think you are actually serious. this is a place for people who have actual questions about their pets.

Answer 12

Well...uhh...cluck three times really loudly and see if u can hear her...especially really close to that persons house! Or just break the door down off your naighbors and stomp right in there and demand to know where the heck is your chicken Paula Abdul is!! If the person does have your chicken...when you get it back put Paulas face up to his eyes!!!

Answer 13

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's just a chicken.

Answer 14

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 15

Is Paula Abduls neighbor a fox?

send an amber alert and notify the FBI

Answer 16

i would call the runaways hotline

Answer 17

I would call the police to launch an investigation.

Answer 18

You could call the police.

Answer 19

um ricng the police maby not the emergency hotline

and put adverts up around your neighbourhood and newspaper

go out with some friends and look for her just in case se escaped