Help I have an idiot in law (who doesnt) who is from virginia and I need great put downs to get him

Question

I am a New Yorker so he is going to try to come at me with standard anti New York jokes. If anyone has Virgina jokes it would help me sit back and enjoy my Jack while surrounded by the Rebel nation. Thanks for the help

Answer 1

You could take the high road, Jim.  If someone is being a jerk, they usually don't need help from anyone to show that. Ever hear the old saying "what goes around, comes around"?  By putting him down you bring yourself down to his level.  Do you want that for yourself and New York?

Answer 2

MY LITTLE BROTHER FROM WVA,TOLD ME THIS ONE,HE SAID HIM N A FRIEND OF HIS WAS OUT PARTING,AND THEY STOPED AT A RED LIGHT AND A COP PULLS UP BSIDE THEM AND LOOKS OVER AT THEM AND SAYS PULL OVER,BFOR THE COPS WALK UP TO THE DOOR MY BRO SAYS,TALKING TO HIS FRIEND,GIVE ME THAT LABEL OFF URE BEER,SO THE FRIEND TEARS IT OFF AND GIVES IT TO HIM,WHICH HE THEN STICKS IT ON HIS FORE HEAD,N THE COP SAYS SON U NO I SEEN YOUR BEERS,MY BRO SAYS OFFICER I NO,BUT I AM WEARING THE PATCH,,,GET IT?? LIKE A CIG PATCH TO STOP SMOKING,,U JUST HAD TO B THERE,,HA HA,,PEACE

Answer 3

dont waste ur time sinking to his level.. ur better then that arnt you..?

you should be loooking down on him feel sorry for him...

find somthing better to doo... try COMPLIMENTign the people around your.. rather then insulting him

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Answer 4

If he's putting down New York, he's proving what an idiot he really is. I wouldn't say anything. His own words condemn him.