Help! I need a few "old" jokes?

Question

something like....

Your so old, you were christopher columbus's navigator.

Now i know thats cheesey and i just made it up, but I'm looking for that format. "your so old....________"

thanks

Answer 1

ur so old powdered milk comes outta ur t*t...

Answer 2

your so old your social security number is 1

Answer 3

What's red, white, and black all over?  Wait, I think I got that wrong.

If I had been around when you were young, you could have introduced me to Noah.

Is that a prune you're holding in front of your face?

First my sight went, then my hearing went, now my butt's going.

Answer 4

How about

Your so old you didn't have a bike, you had a dinosaur !

Answer 5

u sound lyk a nerd but i shouldnt b talking.

ur so old, u still have moses fone #.

Answer 6

your so old i told u to act your own age and u died!

me and my friends have no lives so we do this kinda c**p^^^^^

Answer 7

your so old you were best friends with jesus

your so old you get mad at the geico  commercials that make fun of cavemen.