Help!! I seen the reflection of Jesus through a glass window at work today?

Question

Does that mean that them there spirits of god are coming after me because I'm a atheist?

Fine!

*spits in a spittoon*

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and I are having a laugh over the situation. It seems that the joke is on them. Until they are touched by his noodly appendage they will never understand the awesomeness of his touch.

Answer 1

hehehe... u iz silly

Answer 2

That wasn't Jesus, it was Ted Nugent.  Common mistake.

Answer 3

Have you been reading Camus?

Answer 4

Through the bottom of a beer glass?

Answer 5

You don't even know what Jesus looks like. After all, we've never even been able to decide on his skin color! How can you claim to have seen his reflection?

And did you really spit in a spittoon? I didn't know those things were still in use.

Answer 6

LOL! On another forum I frequent we've talked about erecting a "Where is Jesus" board to post all the news stories about Jesus found in food items, on buildings, in pee stains, on maxi-pads, and any other crazy place people have seen Jesus recently. Three recent stories, if memory serves, found Jesus on a Cheeto, on a tree, and in a potato.