Help! I tampered with the space-time continuum.?

Question

I tampered with the space-time continuum, and now there's a rip in my space-time fabric. What should I do?

Answer 1

Use an Einstein-grandma sewing machine to stick it back up!

Answer 2

Sew the rip back together with a laser pointer. That's what I do.

Answer 3

Get a space-time repair patch, some super-string, and learn how to sew. You don't want your continuum sticking out the black hole. Or do you?

Answer 4

You need more fiber in your diet.

Answer 5

The rip must be sustained by something, for god sake, TURN OFF YOUR TV AND WATCH SOME WHOLESOME SCI-FI!!!!

Answer 6

Watch the images until you see some dude being nailed to a cross and jump through with an uzi and a couple fragmentation grenades and a ton of ammo and shoot all the Roman soldiers and pretend to be God, and silently have Jesus whacked when nobody is around, and claim he has went to watch over your kingdom in heaven.

Answer 7

stare for 3-4 hours

take a sniff

jump though

Answer 8

jump through the rip...

...go back to a point in time before you made the rip...

...don't rip it again...

Answer 9

  Take some tachyons from a recent super-nova and sew it up.

Answer 10

Well, you'll just have to pop down to the hyperdimensional tailor, won't you?

Answer 11

Bwhahaha! Wow dude! Too many Sci Fi films

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