Help! I think my wife is dead?

Question

my wife and I had a very violent fight several months ago, in which she inflicted several large cigarette burns into the right side of my neck. my memory is slightly hazy but that last thing i remember her saying is that she had to take a bath.

recently i was laid off from my job so i have been spending the majority of my time relaxing at home, watching tv, etc.

within the past few months i had just assumed that my wife has been playing mind games and avoiding me around the house and trying to make me miss her and things like that. However, recently there has been little or no noise in my house aside from the sound of me breathing.

i have tried several times to break into the bathroom, but there is a very strong deadbolt locking the door in place. lately i have been smelling this foul aroma in the air like vegetables left in a pot of water for too long.

i really think that my wife is dead but if i phone the police i may be held liable for the death of my wife. what should i do?

Answer 1

phone the police and when they search the bathroom they will find that the door was locked from the inside. If so, that would clear you. That means the wife locked the door behind her and either commited suicide or died in some other matter. The medical examiner would be able to determine the time and cause of death if not a suicide.

Answer 2

You haven't peed or taken a dump in months? Where have you been going? If nobody else has missed her, then just leave her body alone in there. Eventually the rats and maggots will take care of her.

Answer 3

This is bound to be a joke.  That was pretty good.  You should be a writer.  

Answer 4

with a deadbolt locked from the other side  the police will figure it out that she killed herself

Answer 5

Alrighty then..... did she have life insurance???  lol

Answer 6

Buy some Glade Air Freshener. Berry Burst is nice.

Answer 7

I agree with Len "You haven't peed or taken a dump in months? Where have you been going?...."  

And Why is there a "Dead Bolt" on the bathroom door?!  WHO puts a dead bolt on a bathroom door?!  And Why are just now wondering about her welfare after a "few months?"

Just some questions that other people, like the police, may ask.

Very Curious.

Answer 8

Is this a joke? You have'nt seen your wife for several months?

Answer 9

I'm going figure this is a joke but if not then it doesn't matter if you're liable or not you HAVE to call the police NOW! You're a douche bag!

Answer 10

This can't possibly be a serious question!  Several MONTHS ago? No freaking way!!!!