Help! Is my baby a frog?

Question

I am concerned that my 7-month old son might be part frog.

If I put him on the floor, he will draw his knees up and hop like a frog. When I take him swimming, he kicks his hind legs in the water, and it is very frog-like. He resents being taken out of the water, probably because he is a frog. He swims and hops just like a little frog.

I think I need to get tests done, to see if my son is a frog. Should I start feeding him insects?

Answer 1

Umm.. he's exploring. That's how babies explore... they move their bodies in anyway they can.. it's not uncommon for them to "draw their knees up and hop"  and it's not uncommon for them to hate coming out of the water - its comforting.

Answer 2

lol! maybe hes just excited

Answer 3

HA! Your funny! Maybe he is the next Micheal Phelps. Get into a infant swimming calls with him.

Answer 4

wow if this is a serious question you don't deserve the baby. and if this is just a joke i think its cute. if he does that!

Answer 5

when he starts talking, if he goes "ribbit ribbit" then hes definitely frog

Answer 6

I wouldn't worry until he starts trying to catch flies with his tongue

LOL Forest R...a vote from me for best answer...Betwix, order a DNA  test just to be sure, LOL

Answer 7

is this a joke? or serious?

but dont feed him insects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 8

I would start with crickets, about half the size of your babies head. That's an accurate way to get the right size.

Spray him occasionally with water and see how he likes it.

Also, try leaving food out in your kitchen for a few days. Fruit flies will come. If he eats them, he's definitely part frog.

Answer 9

Not a serious question...doesn't deserve a serious answer...

Answer 10

Are you kidding me? you are going feed him insects? what kind of mother are you? oh my gosh! I hope your kidding! Is there something wrong with you? your baby is not going become human frog so don't be silly okay. * eyes roll *

Answer 11

Yeah probably is, that can happens sometimes.

definitely start the bugs ASAP.

Answer 12

What kind of mother are you to insult your kid of being a frog? Unless you had s*x with a frog, I doubt it's a frog you will have put on the earth. Just talk about it with a doctor next time you go.

Answer 13

well as I am part of the amphibian rights movement, I feel that you were blessed with such a frog for a son. I would buy a fly trap jar right away to provide your frog-boy with proper nutrition. perhaps you should dig a pond into you yard so as to provide him adequate time in his proper habitat.

Answer 14

lmao that's cute. Maybe he sees frogs on tv and tries to imitate him? Was the father a frog? JK

Answer 15

no don't feed him insects baby will do like that