Help! Ketchup Problem!!!?

Question

Hi, i went to the store today in order to buy some pickle relish for a hot dog, but I accidentally bought ketchup instead. Is there anyway I can turn the Ketchup into pickle relish? Should I stick the bottle in the oven? HELP PLEASE!

Answer 1

Yes you can.

Learn Alchemy.

If they can turn lead into gold, why can't you turn Ketchup into relish?

But if you do learn how to be a alchemist just go for the gold.

Don't you "relish" the idea of being rich instead of having a Ketchup problem?

Answer 2

Nope!

Just go back to the store and buy some relish, silly.

Sticking it in the oven wouldn't work, but it'd be neat to watch..

Answer 3

relish = pickles

ketchup = tomatoes

no.

Answer 4

Ask for a refund...but not for the ketchup but for your BRAIN.

Answer 5

Are you kidding me? Ketchup is red and relish is green, pretty hard to get mixed up.

Answer 6

Yes there is!  Close your eyes, click your heels together 3 times...oh wait.  That'll just get you back to Kansas...but I bet they have relish there!

Answer 7

how can you get mixed up with relish and ketchup??