Help!! My cat bit off a chunk of my p***s?

Question

My cat bit off just a little bit of my p***s. I put guaze on it with neosporin but it is bleeding through really bad.

The skin around it is very red and seems to be swelling more by the minute. He also scratched my f******n and where he scratched it is really inflamed.

Am I doing the right thing? Should I put something special on it to help it heal? Also will the chunk always be gone, and will my f******n scar?

Thanks

Answer 1

WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR CAT LOL?

Answer 2

darling it mite be infected.. who knows what else the cats been chewing on.. next time try offering your p***s to a human p***y

Answer 3

eww i hope youre joking aswell.

ive never heard of anything like it.

Answer 4

just glue it back on  

Answer 5

bahahaha

what was it doing next to the cats mouth??

just don't tell your friends and you'll be fine

Answer 6

I guess you tried to stick it in the wrong "p***y"...

But your "story" lacks a ton of creditability...

That's all I have to say on that..

Rachelle In High Heels

Answer 7

HAHAHAHAHA... wait... HAHAHA.

owned by trying to have s*x with your cat.

Answer 8

it'll most likely heal.

neosporin works really well.

if it does get worse,

you should see your doctor.

Answer 9

A doctor is most definitely needed...this isn't just something you can put a band aid on and call all better

Answer 10

ooo that must hurt...go c a doc

Answer 11

omg omg i so hope your jokiing.....

if you arent and your being serious then you should go to your doctor asap....

ps.  i lol'd for a bit

Answer 12

call 911 !!!

kill your cat when you get home!!

Answer 13

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

funniest thing i've read today

Answer 14

what were you doing having your donger near a cat? That area will bleed alot; you need to put pressure on it but it might be a good idea to go see a doctor to be on the safe side, sounds like its just an inflammatory response but being your donger you can't be too carefull

Answer 15

Ha ha ha ha

Thank you so much for that hilarious anecdote. Now seriously, if you want to get revenge, just bite off a piece of your cat's p***s too!

An eye for an eye, right?

Answer 16

thats what u get for trying to get the cat to blow you.  Go see a doc duma**

Answer 17

NOW HES A PERV CAT  NEXT TIME DONT HAVE ORAL WITH UR CAT.

Answer 18

Um... i think this is in the wrong section...

Answer 19

umm... maybe next time a little more foreplay before you get right to it..