Help! My razor nearly killed me!?

Question

I want to sue Schick but dont know if I should. I bought the new Schick Double Edger last night. It has 6 blades with one blade at the top that vibrates and is vertical. Well, when I shaved my legs I got all cut up and the razor nearly cut my leg off. Its a bloody mess and the razor wont shut off! I am afraid to go back into to bathroom to get it. It almost killed me! What should I do?

Answer 1

Get a bucket and fill it with cement. Sneak up on the razor and drop the cement on it. It will be too busy vibrating to notice that it is becoming encased in hardening cement and it will soon be immobilized

Perhaps you bought one of the Gillette decoys which are actually Vampire versions of the Schick Double Edger..

Gillette put them on the market, using the Schick schtik, to kill Schick sales.

Watch for the recall notice which will appear , in your email soon.. It will be in Mandarin and have the Olympics logo.

You will you have to return the razor, fully encased in cement, via Fedex next day service, to China, and, eventually, if the razor does not get you first, you will get your $2.99 back - in in Chinese Yuan.

Answer 2

Use it on your HEAD!

Answer 3

I'd call Ghostbusters.... and buy some slacks.

Answer 4

Shoot it dead.

And get a band-aid for the leg. Surely it is just a flesh wound and didn't strike bone?

Answer 5

man thats scary

Answer 6

Crazy, party of one?

How big was that razor that it nearly CUT YOUR LEG OFF?  

Unless you're the size of a Barbie, I sincerely doubt that they will take you seriously about cutting your leg off, Love.

And you're afraid to go into the bathroom to get your razor?  Okay, now you are sounding a bit like you're delusional.

My suggestion? Call the 1-800 customer service number for this product and explain.  However, your story sounds a bit... extreme.