Help! My son is addicted to cigarettes!!!?

Question

i get my 5 year old son every weekend. he kept asking me to give him a cigarette whenever i took a smoke break. i gave him a drag, thinking it would teach him a lesson and be an awful experience that he would never want to repeat. boy was i wrong. he still begs me for cigs and is showing addictive personality traits. how can i remedy this situation?

Answer 1

Teach him how to suck his thumb. That oughta work!