Help ! Please !!! I have terrible gas .?

Question

It's weird , but , when I pass gas , it does not make a sound , and does not smell . What can I do ?

Answer 1

What not to do dont lite a match

Answer 2

You need to take a look at your diet to see what might be causing it.  You are lucky that it is quiet and odor-free.

Answer 3

Stay out of San Antonio :P

lol... I'd go with mariana's advice...

Answer 4

Be grateful.  Why do you want smelly, noisy gas?

Answer 5

Have your ears checked.

Answer 6

Meh, I wouldn't worry about it.

If nobody notices it because you can't smell/hear it, I don't see what the problem is. Jut roll with the punches and be greatful that they're so inconspicuous.

Answer 7

have your sinuses and hearing checked and remember  

Beans, beans good for the heart....the more you eat the more you f**t....the more you f**t, the better you feel...lets have beans every meal.