Help!! Quotes for my sister's wedding card!!?

Question

What shall I write!!??Pls help!!

Answer 1

"Marriage is a man-made prison"

                -Kramer

Answer 2

I assume it's a card you're giving to your sister.  Therefore get a blank card and on the outside print:  "THE SECRET TO A SUCESSFULL MARRIAGE"  On the inside, tape two small bundles of wrapping paper.  Lable one "HIS" and lable the other "HERS".  Inside each small bundle of wrapping paper place a pair of ear plugs.

I did this for a brother-in-law when he got married.  Even the snobbiest people there got a chuckle out of it.  If you want to make it more sentimental or "sappy", include the following:

Below the bundles write "Congratulations.  If he was smart enough to marry you, neither of you will ever need these."

Answer 3

Come to my sisters wedding or the mob will kill you. Thank you.