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Question

I've found a new talent.... called poetry.

My problem is I can't seen to keep my underwear on when I get past the first stanzas. Even worse, I start doing weird stuff when I get to the couplets.

How can I write my poetry and still be.. well, dressed at least?

Answer 1

Just carry on with what your doing.......your driving us women crazy................x

<<<<<this woman anyway........lol

Answer 2

I'd be like.. nude

SteveC

Answer 3

Listen, don't panic. I assume you mean when you're writing the poetry, the thong comes off after the first stanza.

Here's what I do:

I start with the tong wrapped tightly around my sack.

As I write, I feel it loosen up a bit, but I push on through, laying down the lines, knowing full well that if I make a sudden move towards the thong I could lose one of my nuts forever. Just when I thing it's going to pop like a cold grape, I slam down the last few words, celebrating the fact that my thong is still attached and I have remained well dressed throughout the entire process.

Answer 4

Write with audience! big one..

Answer 5

Stay naked and write poetry.

Answer 6

I'm a little aroused and it frightens me.

Answer 7

Oooh, I'll sit back and you can read it to me...

;)

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