Help With Math Puns?

Question

I need help making math puns for my homewoerk.Nothing to hard pleas and using pi would be great.Thanks for all your help

Answer 1

turn that frown into a cosine curve!

:-P

Answer 2

What did the Little Seedling say when it grew up?

Geometry!  (Gee, I'm a tree!)

What kind of music do trees enjoy most?

Logarithm and blues.

What do you call a chap who looks like he has been out in the sun a lot?

A tangent.

What do you get when your are seated at a Mexican geometry restaurant instead of free chips and salsa?

A complimentary angle.

What is the favorite ballroom dance of quadrilaterals?

The rhombus.

What did a zoid exterminator do?

Trapezoid.

What was the name of the circle who sat at King Arthur's Roundtable?

Circumference.  (Sir Cumference)

What mathematician did Simple Simon meet on the way to the fair?

The Pi Man.

What is the favorite dessert of mathematicians?

Pi ala mode.

How does a baker graph his business results?

On a pie chart.

Answer 3

The only one I can think of is "Pi R Squared?  No, Pi R Round.