Help asap!!! funny card saying for b-day!!?!?!?

Question

i have to make a card for my brother and i want a funny saying besides "happy Birthday" he is turning 15 so it can be mature!! lol but help!!!

Answer 1

Wherever you go, there you are.

You can either agree with me, or be wrong.

You are what you eat -- avoid fruits and nuts.

If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll always be what you've always been.

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.

What's the difference between a teenager and a hand grenade.

Adolescence occurs when children start bringing up their parents.

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to the wall.

Answer 2

Happy birthday!  You're getting smarter, more handsome, and funnier.  Guess it runs in the family!