Help excuse to get out of softball!?!?!?!?

Question

Hey I am straight as an arrow but I just figured out that on the softball team it is around 80% lesbians!

Im not homophobic but I feel awkward and out of place when I have to shower and change because its like getting changed in front of guys who you dont like.

Also I don't really like it that much anyway.

The school year just started so I am going to switch out of it but I need a good excuse!

Thanks!

Answer 1

I have asore leg and I am unable to run the bases, or I cant see clear.

Answer 2

hahaha wow how unfortunate. anyways i think you are just speculationg that they are lesbians because im in highschool and we dont have any! I would just tell them you have to concentrate on school and you cant play.

Answer 3

Just tell ur parents that u dont think u will play much and that they are better than u. and tell them if u dont quit u will ride the bench the whole year and that wont be fun.

Answer 4

It is no longer an Olympic sport, and you would aspire to represent your country in other fields.