Help!!! his last name name is d**k?

Question

well, im married. and not to be immature or anything, but my husbands last name is d**k. hes wanted to name our son harry for a while now, and i thing that sounds horrable. he wants to name him after his dad. i've finally agreed to it, and now i regret it. idk what to do, i don't want to name my son harry d**k.

i really want to name him festus. it means festive.

Answer 1

[yawn]  If you want to have fun with crude puns then at least make them clever.  You're not shocking anybody, just wasting cyberspace.

Answer 2

If this is a joke it's a bad one. Naming a kid Harry d**k means he is going to have physiological problems his entire life from being tormented in school. He'll always have a sense of shame about himself. Name him Micheal or something normal sounding that goes okay with that last name.

Answer 3

Personally I would give him the first name Mons, second name ter.

Answer 4

HAHAHA!

Well, we all know you're kidding just by the way you worded your details and all of your stupid questions.

Why the h**l would a married person and grown-up be looking up miley cyrus's myspace,and who the h**l would wanna name their kid banbalyk???The banbalyk question made me laugh though.

Answer 5

I know a kid whos last name is d**k and he is normal. just dont name him harry

Answer 6

lol xD

and his middle name is p***s?

yea.. i have a friend.. LOL

10 pints? :D

Answer 7

liar liar pants on fire.

you "named" your last kid Festus four years ago. i doubt you would consider it again considering you hated the name and regret it.

Answer 8

HAHAHHAHA

"FESTIVE d**k?" and no wonder your husband would rather name him Harry,

Answer 9

Obviously you are just playing games here.

Answer 10

That is so old...I fell off my dinosaur laughing