Help! i think i'm turning into a werewolf?

Question

a week ago this huge black dog thing bit my hand. it healed really fast and now i feel weird. i cant sleep at night, my hair is growing a lot, my dog keeps barking at me, and i cant help staring at the moon. it will be full soon and this question is fake so what can i do?! I get really mad for no reason and when my cat sat on a coat hanger i felt the coat hanger's feelings do i bashed my cat with it! so am i a werewolf or not? can u help me before the full moon comes?

Answer 1

Hairy, angry, insomniac who's mean to animals?

You're turning into a republican.

Answer 2

am i the only one that saw that she said this question is fake?

Answer 3

but you're not, because there is no such thing.

Answer 4

Just shave alot ( or get waxed, but it hurts ), use dog shampoo, eat dog food ( or your cat ), and lock yourself in the house when the full moon comes.

Answer 5

If you are as cute as your avatar, you are not a werewolf, you are a FOX,:)

Answer 6

you might be, I turned into one last week, maybe we can get together and go howling.

Answer 7

I suggest you invest in silver bullets.

Answer 8

oh my god im a werewolf too i changed last month its not as bad as it seems its actaully alot of fun welcome to the club come run with me sometime !!!! the moon is like my bestest friend ull love it btwww people dont taste that bad especially the kidneys =D  

Answer 9

lol how could you think that. what  ur saying is absolutely crazy.. i mean how do u turn into a werewolf...youve been watching to much supernatrual..... 4 the hairs its just imagnation u probly havent shaved 4 months or ur goin through puberty!!!!!

Answer 10

i saw it, .....and this question is fake so....... lol

Answer 11

You must repeatably stab yourself with silver until the urge to drag your butt on the carpet subsides.  

Answer 12

YOU EVEN SAID IN THIS QUESTION THAT ITS FAKE!! liar

Answer 13

The best thing you can do is try and control yourself until the full moon. When it comes, get yourself to somewhere secure and away from others for the night. If something happens, then you will have your answer.

Also, go to a doctor and get fully checked out, for everything. There are various illnesses and diseases that can cause these symptoms. Maybe you contracted something from the dog.

Most importantly, try not to psyche yourself out.

Answer 14

Just stay away from that leftover fried chicken in the fridge; it's mine.