Help! kitty kitty?

Question

I am allergic to cats. I have eaten chinese food today, and now don't feel so good. I Love eating general tso's kitten. Any advice?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

ummmm, why is dis in the food section?.................

Answer 3

It wasn't the "Tso'sCat, I mean chicken.

You see, people are allergic to cat dander( lets just call it dandruff).

The Cat you ate was skinned and the fur removed which removed the allergin.

It was the worms in the wontons that did you in.

No more wonton soup for you..

Answer 4

And stay away from the kitten fingers too.

Answer 5

Dude, that's a totally lame joke. Everyone knows that if you're allergic to cats you shouldn't eat General Tso's kitten. Maybe you should try to cough up that furball. Ha-Ha!!!!!!!

Answer 6

make yourself vomit!! you will feel better afterwards