Help...maid of honor speech?!?

Question

What is some funny advice to give the bride and groom?

They are both country people, groom a "redneck".

My mother is the bride...and i am horrible at creating my own speech ...i would much rather have one pre written and given to me! =]

haha

any ideas??

thanks!

Answer 1

just do what they do in the movies.......go up there and sorta wing it... say dam i suck at giving speeches but ill do anything for you guys. your the best etc etc  

Answer 2

Make it as light hearted as you can and a little cheeky seeing it's your mother. Something like " I want to thank (the groom's name) for marring my mother and taking her off my hands as I was starting to get a bit worried. Turn and Smile at both of them - Raise your glass and continue to say that their marriage was a blessing from heaven,But for them to remember that heaven also produces thunder and lightening! BUT you definitely know that they will weather all storms together as there couldn't be a couple more in love, and you feel also blessed, that you have been given this opportunity to be their maid of honor. Then clink your raised glass before taking a sip. Hope I was of some help. Good Luck I know you will do your mother proud.

Answer 3

I've heard that when two people get married, their nuptials have a positive effect on their community. Like someone dropping a pebble into still water, your love sends out ripples of happiness to everyone around you. It brings joy to those who have already said, “I do” as they fondly remember their wedding day. It brings hope to those who are still looking for that special someone. And it shows young children what they have to look forward to when they grow up.

Two people brought together by the bonds of love and united in marriage are a powerful force. You bring happiness to those who are here to bear witness and those who couldn't attend, but carry you in their hearts.

May your love remain strong to sustain you during times of struggle and enrich the good times you will share together. May it continue to send those ripples of happiness to all of us. Congratulations!